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kingchessmon

the scene where blue diamond calls connie stevens pet made me uncomfortable….

girlfriendluvr

STEVEN UNIVERSE DID WHAT

strangeauthor

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kingchessmon

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steven universe is bad folks!

chum-personable

do you dumb fucks not realize that homeworld society is like, supposed to be hugely stratified by class and majorly fucked up and bad, or this detail in a show made to be understood by 8 year olds fly over your idiot heads

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roadhogsbigbelly

*a villain character does something bad*

Tumblr:SEE I TOLD YOU THIS SHOW WAS GARBAGE

Source: kingchessmon
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henstomper:
“ totallynotagentphilcoulson:
“ sturmtruppen:
“ ellis-dee:
“ This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust...
ellis-dee

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

sturmtruppen

why are moose so terrifyingly large

totallynotagentphilcoulson

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

henstomper

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

Source: ellis-deigh-blog
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hollyblueagate

can you imagine if jurassic world really leaned into the fact that they’re splicing all sorts of animals together to make fake dinosaurs and all the designs weren’t just Large Angry Reptile

hollyblueagate

my ideal jurassic park is one where all the dinosaurs in the public park are beautiful and docile, but they’re secretly keeping hundreds of unethical ‘failure dinosaurs’ in testing somewhere, all of which are too violent or ugly to show. They’ve got pterosaurs with bioluminescent mouths and brontosaurs with horse legs and hundreds of other weird or grotesque and generally badly bred animals. The worst is a little collection of little potbellied hairless raptors with human hands and teeth because they tried to make some really smart, highly trainable dinosaurs, but in the end all they’ve made is ones that can hold a grudge.

hollyblueagate

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number 18 has escaped the facility…

hollyblueagate

#I want to see those other ones

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Others in the batch were normal, just the one hatched odd. Wings don’t work, no eyes, no vocal cords. Fur’s all dark and greasy and you can’t even see the thing till it yawns or chews at itself. No, I don’t think it’d make a very good exhibit. 

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